Since We Last Spoke:

I was kissed by the President here.

I was almost mugged/car-jacked by three scary dudes.

Barney bit a reporter.

Found a country on a map. and this little guy too.

I saw a guy commuting to work on a big ol' circus bike with an Obama sign.

I decided that I want to go work in Iraq. (My theory, If you support it, you should see it.)