J-Crew: You Can't Fool Me

Dear J-Crew,

I am on to you.

I know that you are making really simple items and charging a ton for them and I am not going to take it anymore.

I am going to make these things myself.

Sincerely,
Me

Soon, I will be wearing these and they will not be from your store. Ha... HA!

I can sew on my own flowers and I can create my own belt. Thank you very much!