Day 2/3: Juice Cleanse

Screw the juice cleanse.

Day One and a Half: Juice Cleanse

Well, the event went really well this morning. It was amazing but there is no news there.

I didn't starve or die, and thats good.

My "B-Monster" Juice spilt all over my bag and all over my stuff and all over everything. It sucked. And it really upset me. I had to walk by a pizza place on the way to the office and I was so close to stopping and eatting a whole slice all by myself.

But I didn't.

I just complained the whole way back to the office.

So now, I am drinking my green gooey juice and complaining.

More later.

Day One: Juice Cleanse

Okay, so its 6:30pm and Day One of the Three Day Juice Cleanse. 

I am mildly starving.

I have been keeping myself busy with project around the house (cleaning the rug that now smells like dog pee thank to this guy, deep conditioning my hair, giving myself a pedicure, finding an outfit to wear to a black-tie event tomorrow evening, reading every fashion magazine in my house because Real Simple has too many delish recipes that I started to realize how hungry I really was, preparing to wake up early and be at work at 6am for an event, and, oh yeah, drinking juice like its my frickin job!)

Yeah, I even popped open a soy chocolate protein drink in church because I was so starving. 

I just keep reminding myself of three things to refocus my efforts:

-I ate a lot of crap in Arizona and I want to cleanse my body

-that I spent a whole heck of a lot of money on juice and now I am broke until Thursday

-that its only three days and I am being a little brat

Sooo... I am going to get back to starving while you all eat your delish dinners and read this post. Thanks. 

Help A Sista Out...

what blogger did a cleanse this weekend with juice?

I want to do it but I forgot who I wanted to talk to about that.

HELP ME!!! Ill give you a hug?

***Found it. It was Black, Alligator!










...On a related note (or the same note) after eating crap the whole time I was in Arizona, I feel like my body needs a good cleanse.



I seriously ate crap the whole time. (Except the buckwheat waffle and scrabbled eggs with diced ham from Waffles 'n More in Prescott - that was good.)