Showing posts with label laughs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label laughs. Show all posts

Monday, April 20, 2009

To Do: Thank God


(I took this pic during a sunrise by the cherry blossoms.)

First off, I love God. I feel that He and I have a really good relationship. A friendship, maybe. Mostly since we both love to laugh together. I think that God and I find the same things pretty funny. One thing we love to laugh about is my life. Sometimes it is pretty silly. 

I feel that God speaks to me pretty clearly sometimes too. (I think He knows that I am a terrible listener.) Anyhow, when He wants me to know something He sure makes Himself clear. Then we laugh about that too. 

For instance, I am struggling with a lot right now. (I am also reading Eat, Pray, Love but that is another post at a later date.) One thing that I am struggling with (aside from not having a job and little income) is that I am starting to worry about finding the right person, falling in love, getting married, etc. I was driving the other day and came to the conclusion that The Dude is still awesome. I mean truly a great person. And I have learned so much from him. One thing is that I need to stop selling myself short when it comes to guys. The right one is out there. I don't need to lower my standards, or my morals, or settle for just any guy. I also don't need a make-out buddy on speed dial. I can live without all of those things. 
And, you know who taught me that? 

The Dude. 

Well, maybe it was God. Since He did put The Dude in my life just at the right time. 

Anyhow, so I come to this conclusion and I am happy with it. Then I walk into my house and open up Eat, Pray, Love and read this "He says, 'This is not your true match. Be patient.'" Umm, thanks God for the obvious confirmation of my conclusion. And then we both have a little laugh. 

Anyhow, try it. I think God is a funny person. Try finding things in your life to laugh with God about. I do it almost every time I drop something, trip or whatever. 

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Oh, one more thing. I really don't know how I feel about being a "Fan" of God on Facebook. Are those people who are "Fans" getting Facebook updates on God that I am missing out on? Hmm. 

Do you think that He will ask me at the pearly gates, "Hey, that Fan request sat in your Facebook inbox for two weeks. You can just wait out here until I decide to let you in." Yeah, I don't think so. 

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Okay, last thing. I was chatting with one of my favorite friends the other day and he told me this, "While I was in India, I met this missionary who kinda laughed at how we view God. He said, 'You believe that God's path/love is a tightrope that you can easily fall off of, even without trying. We believe that God's path/love is a river. You can't fall out of a river. You have to purposely get up and walk out of it.'"

Isn't that a cool way of looking at it? :)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Arizona State University + Bush + Pitchfork = Laughs

By the way...

I am an ASU alum.

I like President Bush.

I think the "pitchfork" is funny. It kidda looks like the... oh, nevermind.

President George W. Bush poses with members of the Arizona State University Men's and Women's Track Team Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2008, during a photo opportunity with 2008 NCAA Sports Champions at the White House. White House photo by Eric Draper

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Sorry...

for not posting today.

I have been consumed with The Howard Stern Show on Sirius Radio.

My old boss and I use to listen to this. The best is when Tracy Morgan comes on.

He is so gross but he cracks me up!!

More laughs here.

If you can listen to him on Howard Stern today!!

Friday, October 24, 2008

To Do: Laugh



Check out this new Guitar Hero commercial with A Rod, Kobe Bryant, Tony Hawk and Michael Phelps.

Thanks Paige for posting this!!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

To Do: Laugh

Need a good laugh?

here

or

here.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Fool Me Once...

Z and I have been changing each other's backgrounds when one of us leaves our computers unlocked and walks away.


Normally, I get her.

Well... this is my new background:
and I am going to leave it that way! TYVM!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

To Do: Laugh



I love the flute part.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

To Do: Laugh

I love this.

"Do you become more adorable under pressure?"

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

This Sums Up My Mood Today...

(this was fw:fw:fw: forwarded to me today)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.
5. Put Decaf In TheCoffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over TheirCaffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final WayTo Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It' s Called ....Therapy.

Friday, July 18, 2008

My Favorite Thing Today:

This made me laugh today.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

My Favorite Thing Today: JibJab

This is hysterical.

Please watch. Please laugh.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

My Favorite Thing Today: Twins on the Metro



I live in DC - we call it the Metro. 

But the humor translates from NY to DC. Check this out. 

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

To Do: Put A Cork In It


Okay, I am not a good cork soaker but I think these cork boards are really cute. I may add this to my apartment.

Monday, April 28, 2008

To Do: Laugh

Part 1:



Part 2:


Thank you Huffington Post. Link from here.